I Really Have A Need To Contact Facebook

Ever since last I broke up with my girlfriend, I have been having problems with my facebook account. I broke up with her last year and that means that I’ve enduring this problem for about the same time. Some of you might say, that it’s just facebook. But, for me who makes a living on the internet, this can be quite a thorn in my backside. If this goes on longer, it could affect the future of my profession and the state of my mental health. It all started a the morning after me and my girl called it “quits”. As I opened my facebook account for they day, I got thousands upon thousands of messages, friend requests and suggestions — all from single and attractive young women. Mind you, I was flattered at first. But it got old pretty fast because, day-in and day-out it went non-stop. All these women begging, cajoling even pleading with me to give them the time of day. Women can get angry, too – especially if you ignore them. You won’t believe how ugly things get when they get angry. Hell hath no fury, than a woman scorned. If this happened to any one of you out there, would enjoy it? I do not think you would. That is why I need to know how can i email facebook or give me the facebook help email address. If any one can help me, I would be glad to swing a few of these hungry women your way. Please hurry with the information. I do not think I can hold them off much longer. I think I can hear my door crashing. Oh, help me God!